I wanted to grow and Beard for the my sister's wedding and not just any Beard but one with superior stroking characteristics. The kind of Beards that are long enough to come down to a point and can be stroked to look like you are thinking very deeply and accessing great wisdom. For obvious reasons I faced a great deal of opposition from friends and family. My sister and I reached an agreement in which I can have the Beard only if I raise a minimum of $101 in sponsorship and donate all the proceeds towards a cure for Breast Cancer. As a result I have founded Beards For Breasts!
I have been growing this Beard since January and will not shave until the wedding in October. October is also National Breast Cancer Awareness Month (NBCAM, thats right it has its own acronym, look it up) so this entire operation is perfectly designed. As of the end of June, I have raised about $500 and I set a personal goal for myself of $2000 and hope that you would contribute to the cause. As a side note, I have never had a Beard before so any tips and tricks would be appreciated as well. I have been shampooing the 360 degrees around my head to avoid Beardruff and combing frequently.
So Ladies,
This is for you,
Help me, Help you.
And Guys,
Show them you care,
I only ask what you can spare.
Looking for Sponsors to Support Beards For Breasts!
-Raji
2 comments:
I don't think I'd recognize you beardless anymore...
dude it's getting deeper and deeper
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